All-In-One ‘Happy Mushrooms For Sad People’ Grow Kit (Standard)
The Magical All-In-One “Happy Mushrooms For Sad People” Grow Kit (Standard Version) is designed for people who want higher success rates, better consistency, and more room for growth — while still keeping everything beginner-friendly 😃
Even if you have NEVER grown ANYTHING before in your life, this kit is designed so you can grow your own “Happy Mushrooms” at home in as little as 30–45 days.
Everything you need is included.
No expensive equipment. No Reddit forums. No YouTube rabbit holes.
Just inject the grow bags… and watch them grow.
Price range: $159.95 through $199.95
Choose Your Kit Size
Each Standard Grow Kit includes multiple All-In-One Grow Bags, giving you better odds of success and the ability to grow more mushrooms over time.
Kit Options:
2-Pound Standard Kit
Includes 3 All-In-One Grow Bags
4-Pound Standard Kit
Includes 2 All-In-One Grow Bags
6-Pound Standard Kit
Includes 2 All-In-One Grow Bags
Larger bags contain more substrate and grain, which means larger harvest potential and multiple flushes.
Back in 2019, the very first all-in-one grow kit was born from a deeply personal story shared by a loyal member of the Curative Mushrooms community.
He reached out to us after experiencing the loss of someone very close to him. The emotional pain became so overwhelming that he felt he could not continue living the same way.
He tried everything — but “Happy Mushrooms” were the only thing that truly helped him gain a fresh perspective on life, reconnect with himself, and feel a renewed sense of peace and appreciation.
The problem?
You can’t buy “Happy Mushrooms” at the grocery store.
So he asked if there was a way to grow them at home — easily, without complicated instructions or expensive setups.
That request is what led us to create the very first All-In-One Grow Kit — and this Standard Version is the refined, upgraded result of years of real-world experience.
These kits are built so that anyone can succeed, even on their first attempt.
Unlike basic starter kits, the Standard Version includes multiple grow bags, which gives you:
Better odds of success
More total mushrooms
The ability to learn as you go
Less stress if one bag doesn’t perform perfectly
We also use premium contamination-resistant spore syringes, which are 99.99% free of contamination and capable of colonizing full-size grow bags reliably.
With the Standard Grow Kit, you receive everything needed for your first successful grow:
Time & money saved on unnecessary equipment and courses ($1,000+ value)
Guide #1: Simplest & Cheapest Medicinal Mushroom Growing Guide ($119 value)
Bonus #2: Top 3 Easiest Ways to Get Mushrooms “Cracker Dry” ($74 value)
Bonus #3: Mushroom Law Around the World Simplified ($64 value)
Bonus #4: All-In-One Ready-to-Use Grow Bags (quantity depends on size selected)
Bonus #5: 1-Year Access to Private Facebook & Community Groups ($297/year value)
Bonus #6: Mushroom Spores Analyzation Guide ($47 value)
Bonus #7: 2 FREE 100% Viable Happy Mushroom Spore Syringes ($114 value)
Physical Products Shipped:
Multiple All-In-One Grow Bags + 2 Spore Syringes
Bonus Microscopy Book & Genetics
When you order today, you’ll also receive our BONUS Mushroom Spores Microscopy Book.
Our top vendor will email you shortly after your order to confirm the genetics you’d like to receive for microscopy and study — at no additional cost.
😉 Yes — the syringes come in the strain you’re thinking of.
Live Support & Training Included
When you order this kit, you’ll also get instant access to:
Free LIVE training calls hosted by Oliver
Ongoing support from experienced growers
Step-by-step guidance if you ever feel stuck
You’re never on your own.
100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
ZERO RISK FOR YOU TODAY
We know without a ‘shadow of a doubt’ that you will think this is the simplest guide to growing mushrooms from spores that you have ever seen…
And we guarantee that you will have your first flush of mushrooms grown within the next 30 to 45 days.
If not, then just shoot our support team and email (within the next 30 days) with some images showing you followed the simple steps provided and we give you a 100% refund of your investment today (terms & conditions apply)…
And you can keep all the guides and bonuses just for giving us a try.
Peace Of Mind Guarantee! Your safety, legality, and privacy are our top priorities… Rest assured, your journey is secure and your personal information is always kept strictly confidential at all times.
NOTE: You will receive a separate email from out Top Vendor shortly after you order to confirm the mushroom strains you would like with you microscopy kit.
Legal Disclaimer:
We do need to discuss some legal stuff now…
It is legal in most places to possess certain kinds of manure loving mushroom spores because they do NOT contain a certain banned substance until the spores turn into a mushroom as long as the purpose of having them is for collection or to study under a microscope.
Growing certain kinds of manure loving mushrooms is illegal in 95% of the world so we do not encourage or endorse anyone to do anything illegal. In the United States it is a Federal Crime to grow certain kinds of manure loving mushrooms.
These guides are intended for the purpose of growing legal mushrooms. We do not endorse or encourage anyone to break Federal Law.
We also recommend that you refer to your local laws about mushrooms because certain kinds of manure loving mushroom spores can be illegal to possess in some places.
| Weight | 5.5 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 10 × 4 × 5 in |
| Guide 1 | Simplest and Cheapest Medicinal Mushroom Growing Guide (eBook) |
| Bonus #1 | Top 3 Easiest Ways to Get Mushrooms 'Cracker Dry' (eBook) |
| Bonus #2 | Mushroom Law Around the World Simplified (eBook) |
| Bonus #3 | Full Access to our Private Facebook Group |
| Bonus #4 | Mushroom Spores Analyzation Guide (eBook) |
| Bonus #5 | 2 100% Viable 'Happy Mushroom' Spore Syringes |
| Bonus #6 | 3 'All-In-One' Grow Bags (Shroom Bombs) & 2 Spore Syringes |
| Physical Product Shipped #1 | Manure Loving Shroom Bomb Grow Bags |
| Physical Product Shipped #2 | 2 Premium Manure Loving 'Happy Mushroom' Spore Syringe (From Our Top Vendor) |
| Size | 2-Pound, 4-Pound, 6-Pound |
Customer Reviews
Got only 1 bag flushing, and the other 2 have nada. Might need new syringe? Tried everything else in the book.
Very😊 good
Follow the directions,poof, shrooms
I've tried many times and not got any of these to work ever. The instructions are the worst instructions ever written in the history of mankind.
Two of three bags are showing beginning phase.
Problem with holding temp I think. Spawn box needs better heater. After a month I put it on my dryer and wrapped with blankets, ok now
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