All-In-One ‘Happy Mushrooms For Sad People’ Grow Kit (Essentials)
The Magical All-In-One ‘Happy Mushrooms For Sad People’ Grow Kit is designed for a complete beginner at growing mushrooms at home 😃…
Even if you have NEVER grown ANYTHING before in your life, you will be able to get your mushrooms growing at home in the next 30–45 days with this kit…
Everything You Need Is Included!
No expensive equipment, Reddit forums, or YouTube rabbit holes required!
Price range: $89.95 through $134.95
What’s New (and Better Than Ever)…
We’ve recently upgraded our All-In-One Grow Kits to make them even more reliable, beginner-friendly, and contamination-resistant:
Upgraded Grain Spawn:
We now use premium Milo grain instead of oats. Milo is smaller, more uniform, and colonizes more evenly, which helps promote faster, more consistent growth and reduces the chance of stalled bags.
Vacuum-Sealed for Freshness & Protection:
Every grow bag is now professionally vacuum-sealed before shipping. This locks in freshness, protects the substrate during transit, and adds an extra layer of protection against contamination before you ever inject.
Everything else you already love about the kit remains the same — just upgraded where it matters most.
Back in 2019, the First All-In-One Grow Kit Was Born…
Back in 2019, the very first all-in-one grow kit was born from a deeply inspiring story from a loyal member of the Curative Mushrooms community…
He contacted us and told us how he had recently suffered the loss of the person closest to him. The pain became so overwhelming that he felt he could not keep living this way…
He had tried everything — but ‘Happy Mushrooms’ were the only thing that truly helped him gain a fresh new perspective on life, filling him with a renewed sense of love for himself and the world around him…
All from something that grows naturally and abundantly in nature — and can easily be grown indoors, all year round.
The only problem?
It was difficult to get access to the kind of mushrooms he wanted because they don’t sell ‘Happy Mushrooms’ at the grocery store…
So he reached out and asked if we could help him find an easy, beginner-friendly way to grow them at home.
And because of that request, we launched the first All-In-One Grow Kit — designed to remove confusion, eliminate complicated steps, and make success possible for anyone.
Simply Inject the Grow Bag… and Watch Them Grow!
These kits are designed for complete beginners, so within the next 30 to 60 days, you can have your very own ‘Happy Mushrooms’ growing at home.
The reason this Essentials Kit ships with one grow bag is to keep it affordable compared to our larger kits that include multiple bags to spread out contamination risk.
However, thanks to:
• Premium Milo grain
• Vacuum-sealed packaging
• Contamination-resistant spore syringes
…the risk of contamination is now dramatically reduced.
Our contamination-resistant spore syringes are 99.99% free of contamination, allowing them to colonize a full-size “monotub-in-a-bag” (that’s what we call it) with impressive consistency.
😉 YES! The Syringe Comes In The Strain You Are Thinking Of!
And the best part of all is it is 100% safe and legal for you to order today because the contamination resistant Spore Syringes are 100% legal to order in the United States for the purpose of studying them under a microscope…
Also, when you order today you will get instant access to our free LIVE training calls that Oliver does several times a month to answer any questions that you have along the way…
Now you too can join the thousands of other people that have decided to try an all natural method to improve their mental health and quality of life…
With this bundle kit you will have everything you need to get your 1st growth of ‘Happy Mushrooms’ in the comfort and safety of your own home…
And the best part of all is it is 100% safe and legal for you to order today because the contamination resistant Spore Syringes are 100% legal to order in the United States for the purpose of studying them under a microscope…
Also, when you order today you will get instant access to our free LIVE training calls that Oliver does several times a month to answer any questions that you have along the way…
Now you too can join the thousands of other people that have decided to try an all natural method to improve their mental health and quality of life…
Bonuses Included With Your Order Today
When you grab this grow kit today, you’ll also receive:
• BONUS Mushroom Spores Microscopy Book
• Special premium genetics from our top vendor to study under a microscope (at no extra charge)
Our top vendor will email you within one hour of placing your order to confirm the genetics included with your microscopy kit.
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Everything Included in the Grow Kit Bundle…
With this bundle, you’ll have everything you need to get your first successful growth of ‘Happy Mushrooms’ at home:
• Time & money saved on unnecessary equipment and courses — $1,000+ Value
• Guide #1: Simplest & Cheapest Medicinal Mushroom Growing Guide — $119 Value
• Bonus #2: Top 3 Easiest Ways to Get Mushrooms “Cracker Dry” — $74 Value
• Bonus #3: Mushroom Law Around the World Simplified — $64 Value
• Bonus #4: 1 All-In-One Ready-to-Use Grow Bag (Milo Grain + CVG, Vacuum-Sealed) — $36 Value
• Bonus #5: 1-Year Access to Private Facebook & Slack Groups — $297 Value
• Bonus #6: Mushroom Spores Analyzation Guide — $47 Value
• Bonus #7: FREE 100% Viable Happy Mushroom Spore Syringe — $34 Value
Physical Products Shipped: 1 All-In-One Grow Bag + 1 Spore Syringe — $69 Value
TOTAL VALUE: $1,318
DISCOUNTED PRICE TODAY: $84.95 + shipping
😉 Yes! The syringe comes in the strain you’re thinking of.
100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
ZERO RISK FOR YOU TODAY
100% Money-Back Guarantee — Zero Risk Today
We know — without a shadow of a doubt — that this is the simplest guide to growing mushrooms from spores you’ve ever seen.
We guarantee you’ll have your first flush within 30–45 days.
If not, just email our support team within 30 days with photos showing you followed the steps — and we’ll issue a 100% refund (terms apply).
You keep all the guides and bonuses, just for giving us a try.
Peace Of Mind Guarantee! Your safety, legality, and privacy are our top priorities… Rest assured, your journey is secure and your personal information is always kept strictly confidential at all times.
NOTE: You will receive a separate email from out Top Vendor shortly after you order to confirm the mushroom strain you would like with you microscopy kit.
Legal Disclaimer:
We do need to discuss some legal stuff now…
It is legal in most places to possess certain kinds of manure loving mushroom spores because they do NOT contain a certain banned substance until the spores turn into a mushroom as long as the purpose of having them is for collection or to study under a microscope.
Growing certain kinds of manure loving mushrooms is illegal in 95% of the world so we do not encourage or endorse anyone to do anything illegal. In the United States it is a Federal Crime to grow certain kinds of manure loving mushrooms.
These guides are intended for the purpose of growing legal mushrooms. We do not endorse or encourage anyone to break Federal Law.
We also recommend that you refer to your local laws about mushrooms because certain kinds of manure loving mushroom spores can be illegal to possess in some places.
| Weight | 3.3 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 7 × 7 × 7 in |
| Guide 1 | Simplest and Cheapest Medicinal Mushroom Growing Guide (eBook) |
| Bonus #1 | Top 3 Easiest Ways to Get Mushrooms 'Cracker Dry' (eBook) |
| Bonus #2 | Mushroom Law Around the World Simplified (eBook) |
| Bonus #3 | Full Access to our Private Facebook Group |
| Bonus #4 | Mushroom Spores Analyzation Guide (eBook) |
| Bonus #5 | 1 100% Viable 'Happy Mushroom' Spore Syringes |
| Physical Product Shipped #1 | 1 Manure Loving Shroom Bomb Grow Bag |
| Physical Product Shipped #2 | 1 Premium Manure Loving 'Happy Mushroom' Spore Syringe (From Our Top Vendor) |
| Size | 2-Pound, 4-Pound, 6-Pound |
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